{"product_id":"gogobay-no-soliciting-sign-dark-humor-wooden-sign-for-front-door-8-x-12-in","title":"GOGOBAY No Soliciting Sign – Dark Humor Wooden Sign for Front Door (8 x 12 in)","description":"\u003ch2\u003eStandout No Soliciting Sign for Every Entry\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the GOGOBAY No Soliciting Sign, a compact wooden piece designed to set boundaries with a wink. Crafted from sustainable Organic Board, this sign blends humor with clear messaging to create a space that feels peaceful and private.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts message, \"No Soliciting Violators Will Be Sacrificed to The Old Gods Not The New,\" is bold yet playful, complemented by a clean font and natural wood tones. The sign measures about 11 x 7.1 inches with a slender 0.3 inch profile and includes a hemp rope, so you can display it right away without extra hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePremium Craft, Eco-Friendly Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eOrganic Board construction for durability and a natural wood look, designed to withstand indoor or sheltered outdoor use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHemp rope included, enabling easy wall hanging or tabletop display on a porch, door, or shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePractical Benefits, Real-Life Scenarios\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePrivacy and boundary signaling: a humorous cue that sets expectations for visitors and solicitors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eChic curb appeal: elevates entryway decor with a tasteful font and a touch of wit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eVersatile placement: suitable for homes, offices, farms, or shared workspaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLow-effort display: no nails or hooks required—just hang or set on a stable surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy It Works for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople often appreciate a sign that combines personality with practicality. This piece offers a lighthearted way to communicate your preference for quiet time, without resorting to harsh language. It’s a thoughtful gift for new homeowners, renters, or anyone who values a tidy, private entryway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: The phrasing is humorous and intended to entertain while conveying your boundary. Availability and appearance may vary slightly due to natural wood tones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"product-faq-snippet\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-q\"\u003eQ: How is the sign displayed, and do I need tools?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-a\"\u003eA: The sign includes a hemp rope for hanging; no nails or hooks required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-q\"\u003eQ: Where can I place this sign?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-a\"\u003eA: Ideal for front doors, porches, walls, or desks; suitable for homes, offices, and farms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"GOGOBAY","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45740260098234,"sku":"B0CNX37D3L","price":40.9,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/3536\/8890\/files\/gogobay-no-soliciting-sign-front-door.jpg?v=1774772419","url":"https:\/\/gardencanada.ca\/products\/gogobay-no-soliciting-sign-dark-humor-wooden-sign-for-front-door-8-x-12-in","provider":"Garden Canada","version":"1.0","type":"link"}